BoobFive!

reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

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reallifescomedyrelief:

viforcontrol:

beautifuloutlier:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

image

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al-the-stuff-i-like:

nobodycars:

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE nope nien n0pe NOPE NOPE NO NO NO NO NOPE NOPE (x)

that key is the skeleton key, meaning it unlocks every door in the house

What the actual fuck?

(via marijuanakisses-xo)

Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.

(Source: missanniehall, via darrenaronofskyed)

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

(Source: dudewithabow, via death-r4ttle)

lux-aeternus:

consulting-moriarty-criminal:

'i dont even know how to hold a baby'
'im crying in a restaurant'

OH MY GOD

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: dark-beautiful-twisted-soul, via sneakbunnies)

peetyemiebear:

DON’T WATCH THE ANIME MOVIE WOLF CHILDREN AT MIDNIGHT BECAUSE YOU’LL BE UP AT 3AM BAWLING YOUR EYES OUT.

shimmerest:

sometimes i pull my headphones out of my purse and they pull out things like chap stick, tampons, whales and like the whole country of russia like are you kidding me

(Source: alienswerve, via rachelemmaharper)

eggs-benedictcucumberpatch:

luciferslittlesisterlucy:

AMERICANS MAKE TEA IN THE MICROWAVE I FEEL A BIT SICK

*SOUND OF SHOCKED BRITISH PEOPLE AND TEA CUPS SMASHING ON THE GROUND*
How dare they

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